☕️ What Your Coffee Order Says About You (STIR. Edition)
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Let’s be real—your coffee order says a lot about you. Are you the cool, calm, collected type or more of a “bring on the vibes” kind of human? Whatever your brew, STIR. Mushroom Coffee is here to spill the beans (and mushrooms 🍄) on what your cup says about you.
🍄 The OG Classic: STIR. Mushroom Coffee, Black
You Are: Minimalist. Mysterious. Maybe the friend group’s lowkey intellectual.
You don’t need the bells and whistles—you keep it real, strong, and grounded. If your playlist is mostly vinyl and your phone’s always on Do Not Disturb... we see you.
Your vibe: Indie film protagonist meets forest wizard.
☕ RECIPE: Brew 8oz STIR. Mushroom Coffee. That’s it. That’s the magic.
🥥 The Coconut Cream Dream
You Are: Romantic, soft, a cozy-day connoisseur.
You’ve got an “aesthetic” folder on your phone, a candle lit 24/7, and your dream job involves remote work and oat milk.
Your vibe: Gentle chaos wrapped in a warm blanket.
☕ RECIPE: Brew 8oz STIR. Mushroom Coffee, pour over 1/4 cup of frothed coconut creamer for a dreamy tropical hug in a mug.
🍫 The Cacao Swirl Refresher
You Are: The life of the brunch group.
You radiate birthday party energy and probably own glitter socks. You can turn a basic moment into a whole vibe.
Your vibe: Bold, colorful, and extra—in the best way.
☕ RECIPE: Brew 8oz STIR. Mushroom Coffee. Swirl glass with natural cacao syrup, pour coffee over ice. Add creamer & sweetener as desired. Insta-worthy every time.
🥜 Peanut, Peanut Better
You Are: Creative and unpredictable in the best way.
You’re not afraid to experiment—whether that’s with flavor combos, hairstyles, or life choices. You’ve probably started three side hustles and journaled about all of them.
Your vibe: Chaotic genius energy with a sweet side.
☕ RECIPE: Brew 8oz STIR. Mushroom Coffee. Mix 1 tbsp peanut butter powder into your favorite creamer and froth. Pour over your coffee for a peanut buttery hot or cold latte that slaps.
🧊 Iced All Year Long
You Are: Unbothered. Untouchable. Always iconic.
Even in a snowstorm, you’re rocking iced coffee and sunglasses. You walk fast, think fast, and rarely text back—but you’re loved for it.
Your vibe: Chill boss with a frosty heart of gold.
☕ RECIPE: Brew 8oz STIR. Mushroom Coffee, pour over ice, add milk of choice. Simplicity never looked so cool.
👀 So...Which One Are You?
Whether you’re an OG purist or a peanut-butter-latte legend, STIR. is the coffee you can build your whole personality around (and we’re not judging).
📸 Tag your go-to recipe or personality in action with #STIRandSip and let the world know what your cup says about you!
💫 Ready to find your next coffee alter ego?
Spin the wheel at www.stirbeverages.com for up to 20% off—because life’s better with a bit of mystery and a good deal.